When I saw the movie "UP", I got the largest chuckle out of the dogs and their "SQUIRREL" and immediate inattention.
Now, once again, I am reminded that SQUIRREL and SPARKLY ('my' inattention word) have nothing whatsoever in common.
Going back slightly in time ... to when the ground squirrel was trapped in our garage and had to 'eat' his way through our garage door to freedom. And then, once outside, decided that back inside the garage was the bestest place for hiding nuts, hanging with his friends, and getting out of the elements .. so he moved back in! Many many nights of listening to him and what seemed like 37 of his closest friends paying 'roll the acorn' and 'hide and seek' within my bedroom wall, it was time to get a trap.
After several live trap attempts (said squirrel would go into the trap AND remove the ear of corn with him without setting off the trap and on another try, went into the trap, couldn't get the corn out with him (we had tied it to the inside wiring), stayed and ate all the corn off the cob and then, again without setting off the trap, took his bounty and went back into our 'walls'!).
Now it was time for the exterminator who came and set up several traps as well as attaching a 'can get out but cannot get back in' trap to the hole in the garage door. He caught several large mice in his trap, but the squirrel remained free to cavort within the walls ... I'm sure the fuzzy little guy had painted his face 'blue' and was yelling 'freedom freedom' while he scampered about in relative safety!
Finally it would seem the squirrel left for the day, we sealed the hole back up with a metal plate, and silence once again (after MONTHS!!!) within the Koch household walls. The cleanup mess in the attic would take weeks and involve throwing out just about anything that had been stored up there, including most of my Christmas decorations.
Fast forward to summer and the advent of warmer weather (what am I saying? Hot hot hot weather) and the need to use my car's air conditioning system ... which just was not putting out any cool, much less cold, air into my car. Getting ready to drive to the Columbus Market in early June meant that I would need my AC and vents working properly, so drove into the car dealer (after finding one who still worked on Saturns .. deep sign .. how could they stop production of such a wonderful brand???).
After waiting at the dealers for a bit, the mechanics called me into the garage to show me what they had found ... a huge squirrel nest had been blocking my vents! Fuzzy little #&%(* had gotten into my car's blower system and decided, since I wouldn't let them in my walls any more, that my VUE was the second best home! Got that all cleaned out to the tune of I've not forgotten how much money, and drove merrily on my way to Columbus in a 'cool' vehicle!
NOW ... I am getting ready to fly to the Fall Baltimore Market and on the day before I leave, had errands to run. Once again the weather is hot, but rather than try my AC, I just turned my air vent blower up to 'high' ...... CLUNK THUMP THUMP THUMP THUMP ..,,,, quickly turned off the blower! What the hell was that? Turned it on to *1* .. no problem ... turned it up to *2* .. no problem ... turned it up to *3* .. THUMPITY THUMP THUMP. Oh shit what in the world is going on this time? Another nest?? Don't turn on the fan motor again .. just opened the windows. Flew off the next day - a Thursday.
Drove back to the shop on Tuesday, cool morning, didn't think about the fan. Drove back home and back to the shop on Wednesday. Wednesday night driving home it was quite warm, turned on the fan ... nothing happened. Thursday, started smelling a smell. Didn't think too much about it as the car had been parked on the other side of the house that night where we came across a dead animal (of some sort - phew) and disposed of it bu burying it. Friday, smell is there. Saturday smell is stronger
Yesterday, Monday took car into dealer. Kind of thought I knew what had happened. Remember that THUMP THUMP THUMP? Yeah, my mind went there too.
Service department called me that afternoon ... I was right. There WAS a dead animal (they didn't know what it was) IN my blower motor!! It had EATEN its way through the plastic housing that covers the fan area! Was completely blocking the motor, it wouldn't turn at all!
Need a new fan motor, need to have the fan area sanitized .. so far the cost is $400.00 - they don't know what all else has to be replaced until they can remove said SQUIRREL (I know it is, was!), and get everything cleaned out. I am SO NOT a happy camper. Saturn Vue = Sqirrelmobile
Some kill squirrels with their cars by driving over them, I kill them by trying to get cool!
I am now joining Nick on his mad dash squirrel attacks out our back door and across our deck and into the yard. Him with his ferocious bark/growl (ok, so it's really a loud yelp/squeak - out of an 85# Golden, it is a ridiculous sound!!), me brandishing a pick axe (if I had one, I think we have one, just don't know where it is, if we have one!)! And, don't think I'll swerve out of their way anymore when they stand in my lane and try to stare me down.
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